When I'm drunk and my best friend says she feels fat & ugly

whatshouldwecallme:

→ (317): Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

→ (317): Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

When someone asks why I don’t like going to work

whatshouldwecallme:

#work  #funny  

When I get my hair washed at the salon

whatshouldwecallme:

#lmao  #cute  #true  #funny  #hair  #salon  

break-up

it’s like you are the only person i know
but i really don’t know you. it’s okay.
when you told me to stop.
i never stopped, if anything the drugs got worse.
you just have no idea
so i guess when i ask you not to do something i don’t like
it’s okay that you won’t stop either.
but you know i don’t trust you and i get jealous.
i know i am not a perfect person,
i should have done MANY things different.
but they haven’t invented time machines
and you aren’t perfect either.
it just makes me angry i spent four years lying to myself, and you
i just need to be alone for a while.
if not the rest of my life.

#break up  

#puppy  #cute